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Some Proverbs that you should not miss…

These are some proverbs that i came across in last few days.. No they are not about wisdom but rather challenges conventional wisdom… Read on..
1. Beauty lies in the eyes of beer holder.

2. Never marry for money,you will borrow it cheaper.
3. People in glass houses should not run around naked.
4. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
5. Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
6. Experience is a comb nature gives to men when they are bald.
7. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
8. If at first you dont succeed parachuting is not the game for you.
9. Sex is like air ;its not important unless you are not getting any.
10.Multitasking is the art of screwing up all things at once.

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8 Responses

  1. loserreturns says:

    These two were brilaint šŸ™‚ —
    >He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
    8. If at first you dont succeed parachuting is not the game for you.

  2. invincible says:

    “Multitasking is the art of screwing up all things at once.”
    this is reminding me of somany things having got screwed up šŸ˜¦

    but then “He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.”
    made me smile too šŸ™‚

  3. loserreturns says:

    Yeah…its soooo witty šŸ˜€

  4. invincible says:

    he he he………. behind everyone’s success, there is others’ un-success………. šŸ˜‰
    ( no m not that very baadd)

  5. Chets says:

    Beauty lies in the eyes of beer holder. —- heheheheh… tooo funny and to some extent sooo true…!!! and for time being this will find place in my gtalk status message… šŸ™‚ Thanks.

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